been revealed to the Bypass Report team that work has halted on
the new Haywards Heath Bypass. This shock news was first reported
ages ago by local paper 'The Mid Sussex Times' but has since
escalated in its importance following the publication on this
site of the above sentence.
not everyone is celebrating. The news that tools have been downed
has brought chaos to hundreds of young road protesters who had
planned to spend their summer break stuck up trees in the area.
Many have now been forced to find new protest venues or alternatively
work for their parents' successful computer software business.
"It's very disappointing" said one protester, "I
haven't washed my hair in 3 months in preparation. It cleans itself
after 3 weeks you know".
teen protester voiced her distress, "It's ruined my summer,
I'm going to have to spend the whole of July and August on my
fathers boat now as is the person I have handcuffed myself to."