Welcome to the Crystal Member Enclosure. Thank you for taking the time to register as a member. However since membership is open to any Tom, Dick or Harry we have chosen not to allocate any budgetary resources to decorating the Crystal Member Enclosure. We would advise you to collect sufficient membership points to earn access to the slightly more exclusive surroundings of the Gold Member Enclosure before someone sees you here.

Here is your free Crystal Card. Anyone can get one which is why we advise against flashing this cheap rubbish around the golf club bar. If you have any self respect you'll get on with collecting enough points to gain access to the Gold Member Enclosure and leave all the other plebs behind.